Moseph Joseph

A massive poop, the likes of which should not have come out of a persons asshole. Often spread via picture message.

David: Awww, who left that Moseph Joseph in the can?

by dagarfy December 31, 2011

Pulling a Joseph

An American male who moves to a foreign country (primarily in Eastern Europe) with the premeditated intention of hoaxing a local into a romantic relationship with him. With the inevitable result being marriage between the two individuals. Then the male subsequently takes his "trophy wife" back to America. The male being less than desirable. The female fitting the traditional standards of being extremely attractive and, of course, fertile!

"I heard through the grapevine that you were pulling a Joseph this weekend," remarked Ronald.

"To be so lucky . . ." replied Richard.

by Moneytree March 24, 2008

Joseph Smith

Founder of Mormonism.

Every Hebrew letter is a number. The name Joseph Smith written in Hebrew adds up to 666. Joseph is: Yod = 10. Holem Waw = 6. Samech = 60. Pheh = 80. Smith is: Samech = 60. Mem = 40. Yod = 10. Thau = 400. Add it up.

by Isaiah Fourman January 20, 2009

Joseph Chitty

This rare term is one of three things.

1.) A term to describe something more powerfull then God himself, Super-God.

2.) Something women scream during an orgasm.

3.) An individual possessing in excess of 1,000,000 man points

Well, after beating Chuck Norris in a punch up and the Stig in a race you're a genuine Joseph Chitty

by Joeisnthome June 4, 2011

Joseph spinale

Joseph spinale has big dick bigger than joshua spinale Josh is gay

Joseph spinale has big dick

by Just wanted the whole thing June 16, 2019

Joseph Mother

The full name of Joe Mama

Noah: Hey Mark, I just got off the phone with Joe.

Mark: Who's Joe?

Noah: Joseph Mother! Gottem!

by Euangelion October 1, 2021

Jerome Joseph

Most kind, trustful and loving man you will ever meet. Often a traveler living a wild and carefree lifestyle. JJ's are full of surprises and therefor very popular with his friends. Positive attitude and openminded persons. Their competitiveness and immaturity might be annoying now and then, but you will forget about it all when he takes you to his bedroom.
Known for British humor, funny hairstyle and passion for film, skating and dogs. Loves some naughty talk.
The guy to make your friends jealous with.

Guaranteed extreme good sexlife.

Guy one: my friend just got totally loved up. Decided to move to Australia just for his girlfriend...
Guy two: sounds like a Jerome Joseph

Girl one: youve seen all the photos of ... in the parc?

Girl two: yeah, looked like a surprise party.

Girl one: ah, clearly, must be done by a JJ

by 123itwasntme June 6, 2015