The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly velociraptor with an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh and mammoth farts.
The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)
The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.
He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)
The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.
He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
*Nate:* a flaming zombie running around sounds f$%king hilarious.
*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
by Ninjaroxursox November 4, 2010
Get the Zombie Velociraptormug. A sex position in which one person is asleep (Therefore the Zombie) while the other person has vigorous sex until the "zombie" wakes up and jumps out of bed (Therefore the 'flying' effect.)
by ChurchGirls101 November 29, 2007
Get the Flying Zombiemug. The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be
Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*
Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*
Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*
by Lezo August 25, 2021
Get the Zombie Wankmug. The hand motion you make while listening to dub. It is a straight right arm usually going up and down to the beat.
by neaks norton November 25, 2009
Get the Zombie handmug. by dil3mma August 26, 2014
Get the punch the zombiemug. 1) When one has become overly intoxicated and the Zombocalypse is in full swing, zombies will not know whether this person is food or a fellow flesh-eater.
Oh man, i just survived that first zombie wave. I just got really drunk. Its the best zombie defense.
by Vard-Face July 23, 2010
Get the Zombie Defensemug. by Aubergine Dave May 7, 2021
Get the Bungee Zombiemug.