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fat wreck

A fat wreck is a person, usually someone who is heartbroken or fucked up over a relationship, who has eaten their feelings, usually a large amount of junk food, and perhaps alcohol, and has reached the terminal capacity for food, and has no choice except to examine themselves, and the wreckage of chip bags, pizza boxes and beer cans littering their domicile.

A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.
"Man, what happened to you? Why is our apartment a disgusting mess?"

"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."

OR,

"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."
by GabbaGee May 26, 2016
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Shit-wreck

Linda is a total shit-wreck tonight,
by Cool Cat Tour Coordinator October 11, 2015
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Wrecking Ball

The new Russian national anthem after their humiliating defeat at the hands of Ukrainians.
Yuri: Comrades, ladies and gentlemen, please stand for the national anthem

Audience: I never meant to start a war
I just wanted you to let me in…
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was wreck me (sad face, sad face)
by Barok Espinoza May 5, 2022
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Ranger wrecked

When you tie someone to a tree in the middle of a forest and after "wrecking" them, you burn down the tree starting a forest fire.
Oh man, he just got ranger wrecked
by ranger rick101 June 20, 2017
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Train wreck

How Chuck Todd described the Presidential Debate on NBC news.
“It was purely a train wreck.”
by Mitzonu September 29, 2020
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Cheese Wreck

A lad who has low self-esteem and takes shit from everyone, from his bird to his brother. This lad tends to be whipped and bullied by his lass and will take her back after she has a night out of mischievous actions.
'Have you seen will lately?'
No i'm not speaking to him until he stops being a Cheese Wreck and gets himself together'
by The Poet Master April 21, 2018
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