Broke the Window

When a drunk college kid shatters a window, leading to a series of events that lead one to believe they have been cursed. These events could include
1. Arrest for underage/ public urination/ stealing a bike
2. Loss of license for three months
3. Giving the flu to half of your friends
4. Car breaking down driving a friend home
5. Ols getting his D-Dub

When we go back up to penn state we have to find that dick that Broke the Window because i need to put a face to the curse hes left on me

by MichaelWilliamHagan January 19, 2009

window hole

The opposite of a doorknob. Doorknobs are unique, interesting people. Window holes are predictable, clone-ish, and freaks. Mostly freshman.

Those people are such window holes!!! Oh my Cedric!

by RatBob July 24, 2006

window jocking

A term created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic that defines a person of the opposite sex who portrays interest in you from outside of a store window while you're shopping

Person 1 - So, there I was, purchasing the new Jordans at Finish Line when I look over to the glass window and noticed two girls window jocking. I felt like a low fat blueberry muffin the way they were staring at me

by Michael Reilly January 23, 2011

Window Zaxxon

The painful buffeting sound made when driving with one of the rear windows partially down.

Paige! Roll the window up I'm getting horrible Window Zaxxon up here.

by ZeeLeader July 20, 2012

window phantom

A nosy neighbor who does not want to be caught spying. The person who wants to know everything that happens on the block. Seen in practically every neighborhood, and every movie depicting a neighborhood.

As I walked down the street, I had the eerie feeling that I was being watched. Must have been a window phantom.

by Pen Dragon March 31, 2013

Windows Tech Support

Some Indian guy asking for your PC information because there's a "virus on it." Generally this is a scam trying to get personal and sensitive information. They usually use a white person name.

Indian Guy: "Hello, thank you for calling in Windows tech support, my name is James, how may I help you?"
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*

by TrueDeltaFox February 6, 2018

windowmime

(noun) The act of broadly gesturing and/or mouthing words to someone on the opposite side of a pane of glass (e.g., a window, car window, etc.), even if the other party could hear you if you spoke.
(verb) To engage in an act of windowmime.

"Betsy let me know she needed her car keys after she went outside by the key-usey-hand-twisty windowmime."

by Kauffy November 16, 2018