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ninja-wanged

To surprise a ninja and get smacked by his spring-loaded erect penis as a result (or wang). In everyday usage, a term used to describe the result of colliding with a ninja or someone of ninja-esque qualities, resulting in disorientation and humiliation.

The ability to ninja-wang or to cause ninja-wangification or to possess a ninja-wang is reported to be an ancillary reason for a ninja's inherent stealth.

"Ninjas don't just walk slow to not be heard ..." -- John S.
Quote from a waking gaurdsmen:
"I didn't see him coming. I just walked around the corner, and the guy ninja-wanged me."

Quote from a Master:
"Nevermind the pebble. To truly be a master, you must possess the ability of the Ninja-Wang."
by Rob E. November 2, 2006
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pancho wang

A Mexican American or Hispanic American who is unable to replicate a stereotypical Mexican accent and instead replicates a stereotypical Asian accent. A complete Coconut.
Look. Pancho Wang just tried to say salchicha in Mandarin.
by David Cabrini September 5, 2007
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beandang diddly wang

when a pissed off mexican puts his small penis in a cat or dog.
"jose is the worst bean dang diddly wang i have ever seen !"
by tommy g. December 11, 2004
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wing wang

the male organ by the legs
used to make lovin to a bitch
come here bitch! i got my wing wang ready for you to suck.
by jojoman112 June 16, 2004
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Wang Sammich

1. A delicious treat, involving a puff pasty and a phallus.
2. A User of 404 Error who made me blow on the blow pens. I said no daddy no, but he said I wouldn't get my waffles if I didn't use the blow pens and he filmed it.
1. That one one tasty Wang Sammich.
2. HE IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
by superfreak69 September 22, 2004
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wang fu

art of the wang
she was no match for his Wang Fu
by Anonymous February 26, 2003
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wangsman

Just as a marksman shows proficiency and skill with a gun, so does a wangsman with his wang. A wangsman is able to do all the elaborate and perhaps disgusting acts that can be researched on this very site.

No ejaculatory exhibition is too difficult or complicated for an experienced wangsman.
Wangsman: Yeah so the other night I pulled off a Sudanese Spunkbbuster last night on Starkeisha.

Bob: Jesus christ! How are you still walking. I guess you didn't get that wangsmanship trophy for nothing...
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
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