train wreck

1. a person who has many medical/mental problems and is in failing condition

2. any difficult or disastrous situation

Boy, He was turning out to be a train wreck.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2009

get wrecked scrub

A phrase used by MLG (my life's good) gamers to shame and taunt an individual who has failed at a task

*a MLG gamer has just 360 no scoped a person in Black Ops 2
"Haha, get wrecked scrub"

by YOlo 6458 May 10, 2016

Backyard Wrestling

Something that hurts.

Mike: Holy crap, what happened to Frank?

Patrick: He got thrown off a ladder and through a flaming table during backyard wrestling.

by Freakin Frank February 21, 2009

Wreckless

Being absent of wreck. Opposite of Reckless.

Practice wreckless driving instead of reckless driving.

by MisterChristopher June 26, 2019

Bear Wrestler

A somewhat burly man of average or taller than average height with lots of facial and body hair whom is also very cuddly and kissable, but also whom will not hesitate to kick your man's ass if he got out of line. Can usually be found attired in either a flannel shirt or a t-shirt with some sort of character on it, or sometimes a combination of both. Likes beef jerky, NASCAR races and homebrewed beer.

My man's a bear wrestler. I feel so safe when he's around; not to mention, warm, too.

by BearLover March 4, 2008

Sexless Wreck

The exact opposite of having wild wreckless sex. A sexless wreck is a state-of-being characterized by mental distress and anxiety due to sex deprivation for weeks, months or even years at a time. Being a sexless wreck is far more common among men, as their female counterparts are mostly uneffected by sexual urges due to centuries of sexual and psychological warfare with men.

Zach: Why is that 20-something year old man cowering in the fetal position in the corner of his room rocking back and forth and shivering.

Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.

by Arthur Riddic Oldman March 23, 2011

midnight train wreck

While having sex doggy style, you turn the girl towards the side of the bed, pull her arms out and thrust her off the side of the bed onto the floor face first.

Last night we got a little rough and while doin' her doggy style I accidentally gave her the midnight train wreck.

by Obie1 March 3, 2007