wikipedian god

A religious figure based on texts which have been edited and revised, thereby becoming a "New and Improved" god over time.

The King James Version of the Bible was part of the process of making a wikipedian god.

by Transylvanianfish October 16, 2013

The Wikipedias

Feeling like a baller after schooling everyone at the party on a subject you looked up on Wikipedia 5 minutes earlier.

Look at that pompous arse, he has the Wikipedias.

by katsan32 March 19, 2021

wikipediowned

verb. (pr. Wiki-peedy-owned) to prove someone wrong by looking something up on Wikipedia. Usually instantaneous ownage accompanied by show-boating, hand-waving, and a loud proclamation, "BOOM! OWNED!".

Friend: "Prince Beatrice of York is 6th in line to become the Queen of England".
You: "Hell no, 5th"
Friend: "Fine, check Wikipedia."
You (check Wikipedia)... "BOOM! OWNED!".
Friend: "Damn, I just got wikipediowned"

by magnetik September 2, 2011

WikiMedia

A pejorative for any digital or print source of news (similar to the online encyclopedia Wikipedia) provides only surface-level or Establishment-approved information.

In a contemporary Western context, it is used alongside or in place of the term "Mainstream Media".

Skylar: "Hey Kevin, did you hear that our President is secretly a Russian foreign agent?"

Kevin: "You have to stop listening to the WikiMedia before its too late."

by Bobbyd123 March 23, 2022

Wikimedia

A scam from Jimmy Wales weirdo that cannot handle even news in any major country. Not to mention anything more verbose and important. It's full of wikinazis as well. Call the police.

- Google it n00b
- *Reads outdated half-assed crap* Me read. Me knowledge. Me donate Wikimedia.

by Barkingdog October 5, 2023

Wikimpeding

The act of looking up a Wikipedia article either aimlessly or for a specific purpose (academia, research, etc.), and subsequently becoming engrossed in random articles ensuing from one's clicking of new links in each article that somehow sparked their interest; thus impeding your original efforts or simply prolonging them unnecessarily. Will often result in entire afternoons or evenings wasted, which were originally intended to be spent studying or doing something more productive- although one may have learned a few cool things in the process.

It can probably be attributed to Wikipedia's simplicity, vast information archives, and aesthetic value.

See also: procrasturbation

Cletus: Damn! I was just looking up the wikipedia article on quantum mechanics to get some ideas to help me start my research paper...now here I am 28 pages and 4 hours later on the article for the Shaq-Kobe feud.

Jimmy Wales: Wikimpeding strikes again! Muahahahahahaha!

by Longrod Von Hugedong March 4, 2013

wikipedler

People connected to wikipedia (staff, admins, moderators, contributors etc) whom lie to their friends, neighbours and relatives wrongly assuring them that wiki pages only contain the truth and that wiki is 100% trustworthy source of information.

A wikipedler has no soul.

by AnonDoxy October 3, 2018