When you accidentally touch someone else's body in an inappropriate way, such as if your hand touches someone else's butt while walking. Often leads to embarrassment and awkwardness for both people.
*Naomi and Nicky walking along, Nicky's arm swings too far and hits Naomi's butt*
Nicky: Oh god, I'm sorry!
Naomi: Freudian Slap!
If it were to occur repeatedly:
"Stop Freudian Slapping me!"
Nicky: Oh god, I'm sorry!
Naomi: Freudian Slap!
If it were to occur repeatedly:
"Stop Freudian Slapping me!"
by Cynicky August 28, 2007
Get the Freudian Slapmug. by tittie slapped August 4, 2006
Get the tittie slapmug. slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.
When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.
by JPMcTeague September 1, 2003
Get the slap dickmug. When someone's stupidity is so painful to watch that the pain has to be shared via a open-handed slap to the head.
John: *overwhelmingly idiotic jibber-jabber*
Suzy: I'm about to Gibbs slap you if you don't shut up.
Suzy: I'm about to Gibbs slap you if you don't shut up.
by this one's for you, jess July 2, 2017
Get the Gibbs slapmug. The act of responsibly using a condom during sex, then, while hiding the fact that you're about to cum, pull out, rip the condom off, and simutaneously slap her in the face with the condom while re-penetrating and cumming in the lucky girls vagina.
by Lord Indrid November 11, 2009
Get the Snakeskin Slapmug. Rhythmic, wet clapping noise made by repeated pounding of the loins against the naked buttocks of another while in the shower.
I walked by the locker room and heard the distinct sound of a Sandusky Slap coming from the shower stalls.
by JayCeePee November 10, 2014
Get the Sandusky Slapmug. The Slap of rightousness or SOR is a cuff round the back of the head when someone says somthing stupid, at the wrong time, or at all if they are that annoying.
When someone does somthing stupid they may be slapped for it as this is to say ' you tit, why did you go and do that for '
When someone does somthing stupid they may be slapped for it as this is to say ' you tit, why did you go and do that for '
Reciever of SOR : Dude i was at this total humdinger of a party the other night * SOR
Dealer of SOR : NEVER and i mean NEVER use that word again !!
Reciver of SOR : what ... Dude ? * SOR
Dealer of SOR : Hum bloody dinger, ya queef
He was such a tit i had to employ the slap of rightousness to get him to understand
Dealer of SOR : NEVER and i mean NEVER use that word again !!
Reciver of SOR : what ... Dude ? * SOR
Dealer of SOR : Hum bloody dinger, ya queef
He was such a tit i had to employ the slap of rightousness to get him to understand
by Gonk September 28, 2005
Get the slap of rightousnessmug.