dick vampire

A person who sucks dick obsessively like a vampire sucks blood.

She is such a dick vampire.

by #malatto May 29, 2014

21st century vampire

A teenager in the 21st century who sleeps all day and does most their work at night.This is from possible issues with depression amd anxiety.

Mark is such a 21st century vampire he sleeps so much

by Mr.sleep February 25, 2021

Modern Day Vampire

Vampire living in current times. In order to live in modern society and avoid persecution, they conceal their identity. Nobody knows of their existence. They have to stay out of the sun and therefore must work night shift jobs. Modern day vampires are among the poorest and most persecuted people of the developed world.

I am Steve and I am a modern day vampire.

by Cole Minors December 14, 2008

vampire dick

The state of existence your penis is left in when someone sucks it too hard and doesn't mind their canine teeth.

Yes I'd love to fuck you baby but I got a bad case of vampire dick... Maybe you should wear a mouthguard next time you blow me.

by dopiwan November 16, 2011

vampire diaries

a show watched by teens

ily vampire diaries

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Twat-vampire

The act of eating a twat(Beaver, Vagina) while the female is on her menstrual cycle(rag, .) .

P-tec like to do what.....when she's on her what....hes a twat-vampire.

by Mc gross June 26, 2009

Vampire

What a lot of preteens/teenagers think they are, despite vampires' nonexistence.

Amy thinks she's a vampire; she says she's a vampire with straight teeth. What a dumbass.

by Keijiro December 8, 2006