Dirk Vision

The act of looking around without moving one's head, moving eyes only. (Commonly used with glasses)

Derek-"There's a dear behind us!"
Greg-"What! How can you tell!"
Derek-"I have Dirk Vision!"

by DirkaD October 31, 2009

section vision

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing

The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.

The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.

Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!

by lastfrontiermama October 30, 2016

Vision Clear

When you're about to bang a chick that's going to trouble and you beat off and blow a load and gain instant clarity

That fifty year old human resources director was all over me at the holiday party and I went for a Vision Clear and went to bathroom and thank God I didn't do anything

by BobbyDylanOpus April 04, 2021

woozel vision

a room full of people are ignored, unless they are females who have a good looking woozel

Jason entered the Democratic Headquarters and did not see anyone else in the room but the beautiful woman....uh-oh, he has woozel vision

by daisydog November 09, 2006

Sewer Vision

Like tunnel vision but specifically the act of putting all your attention onto an ugly girl.

"Man you need to give up on her, she's ugly, you've got major sewer vision right now.

by MandibleHand August 14, 2021

Dr Vision

When you pull a chain out of a fat grannies ass and she her anus prolapses

Ohhh fuck I needed that Dr Vision

by fucking mad lad douglas March 03, 2021

Cold Visions

A feeling of foreboding, an imminent sense of doom popularized by Bladee on the album Cold Visions.

Laying awake in my bed at night
I can't sleep
I'm having Cold Visions
I'm staring at the ceiling

by salogarten June 08, 2024