Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez

A gay Mexican wanna be black gangster, usually found on the streets of pg county, or riding around in bumper less Honda Accord with Lorenzo as passenger

I know this gay kid Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez

by Ztz727 June 5, 2018

i get excited like valence electrons

bars by logan
seriously though its flames
🔥🔥👴🏿🔥🔥

^ in honor of tancredi

wow logans verse "i get excited like valence electrons" really made me nut in my pants

by pppoopoo123 October 26, 2019

Valenski

a tipless dick

"Oh my god my ex boyfriend had a total Valenski!"

by Fafmemmem May 24, 2013

vale

stupid, retarded, dumb

OMG you're soooo vale!

by layonme May 31, 2007

Valenfuck

Valenfuck- Much like a valentine, except the person is just for fucking. Best if used with a nice compliment, such as in the example. One day, we believe there will be Valenfuck cards, and the world will be a better place.

"Hey sexy I love your pussy, will you be my Valenfuck?"
"I wanna take you out to eat if you know what I mean, Would you be my Valenfuck?"

by Dirty Rachel. February 7, 2009

valen-texting

When someone sends mass happy valentines day text messages to everyone in their phone book.

sally: omg it's midnight!
jerome: yeah, so?
sally: that means its OFFICIALLY valentines day!!!
jerome: and your point?
sally: wait, dont talk right now, im busy valen-texting.

by getitdude February 13, 2009

wet valdez

When you lick your finger and stick it into an exposed buttcrack

That sluts pants are so low I bet she wouldn't feel a wet valdez

by LAURATHEAWESOME March 17, 2011