Tweet Tard

Anyone who doesn't understnd the 140 character limit of Twitter

So the other day I was totally on the highway and this stupid car cut me off I was like what the fuck and I swerved over. Needless to say I…….

Sorry about that last Tweet. I’m such a tweet tard

by phiberosmosis September 12, 2009

Tweet Storm

When some activists on Twitter decides to go full retard and organize a "Tweet storm" like it's a real IRL demonstration.

There's a Tweet storm tomorrow to demonstrate against a new bill

by Norwack April 4, 2015

Tweesome

Used with a hashtag (#) on Twitter to tag Twitter threesomes. Tweesome is a group of three Tweeple, F/M/F, sharing cyber sexual public Tweets i.e., engaging in group cyber sex via Twitter. Tweesome posts are properly tagged #tweesome. Often associated with #swingers.

If the number of people engaged in Twex is four or more, it is properly tagged #Tworgy. If the number of Tweeple is three and they are M/F/M, it is tagged #twangbang. If the number of people engaged is just two, it is simply Twex.

As used in a Tweet:

I'm totally up for a #tweesome! Who's naked? See my free videos at link!

by twittertwat June 17, 2009

Tweeds

Posts, comments, news, and advice having to do with Marijuana, on Social media, such as Twitter.

If you want to learn about the Marijuana movement there are many very informative Tweeds posted on Twitter daily.

by DEL415 June 6, 2015

One Tweet Stand

When a person signs up for twitter and only uses it for one day, then never goes on the account again.

Person1:Hey, do you have a twitter account?
Person2:I did. But it was a bit of a one tweet stand.

by TheDictionaryQueen August 29, 2009

meat tweet

a genital snapshot - often depicting a state of arousal - sent by a gentleman to a lady friend he has just met on a social networking site. Often ends up being permanently downloaded to the hard drive of his wife's divorce lawyer.

My meat tweet a "moment of madness", says Premier League footballer.

by Rob9811 November 6, 2011

SOOOO Last Tweet

obsolete, out-dated, no longer fashionable

Those bell-bottoms are SOOOO Last Tweet!

by wordtechgeek March 16, 2009