Black Trombone

When you shove a 10ft long black dildo up you're partners left nostril, while giving them a shocker

Bro I gave that bitch a black trombone last night!

by Butterballs canyon June 16, 2016

Rusky Trombone

It's like the Rusty Trombone, only it's played by the 45th President of the US on Vlad (the Lad) Putin.

After the Remembrance Day Ceremonies in France, Donny Drumpf was going to play a solo on the Rusky Trombone!

by Jesterger November 12, 2018

olivia trombly

A Olivia Trombly is a dumb bitch who doesn't know what a shin is. she is a huge crybaby and lets her neighbors break into her house. she acts just like a blonde.. maybe even worse . She will always carry the bubonic plague with her so always be on the lookout. Olivia trombly is just a really crazy hoe

clown looking bitch: hey do you see that girl over there
crocodile headass: omg!! its an olivia trombly RUNNN

by yeetville.org July 10, 2019

Rusty Trombone

The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.

I rusty tromboned that sexy old milf.

by Bigdickenergy13 May 19, 2019

Trombone Player

Arguably the second worst type of member in a concert band (second only to the drummer). Trombone players generally lack not only in timing, but are also extremely inept at pitching notes.

1)How do you get a trombone player to take a solo?
Who cares?

2)That trombone player is beautiful Royden as bad a the drummer.

by Chrystoph June 17, 2007

bacon trombone

Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.

I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.

by lex November 25, 2004

Tromboning

Tromboning-Adjective
the act of stuffing a trombone (instrument) up a womens vagina.

1: bro what did you do last night?
2: I was tromboning this chick so hard.

by the bineapple man November 8, 2020