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astral travelling

An action, during which one is physically present but, wondering in their mind mentally, not paying attention to reality.
Hey Jenny!...Jenny, hey! HEY! Teacher, Jenny is astral travelling again and not paying attention to class!!
by The demon under your bed. April 28, 2024
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travel-kemping

travel-kemping, is the act of travelling to developing countries to carry out kemping with the local women. In many cases this is pre-arranged with both parties. But a travel-kemper will also look to women of the night
I'm bored of going to the beach for my holidays, this year i'm going travel-kemping.
by HRH_BUTLER March 9, 2010
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Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021
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night traveler's remorse

when you drink a glass of something before you take a piss to speed up the process
if the piss won't come out just recount the night traveler's remorse and finish quickly
by pillcutter October 30, 2021
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Don't stand for the traveler

A good example of patience of the Wet-Nanny, is Don't stand for the traveler!
by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR January 15, 2024
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travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies

without having though it through comme du monde, going on unplanned, retargerous, harebrained adventures
i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.
by Sexydimma October 8, 2014
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traveling secretary

A hooker who travels around with you.
He brought his traveling secretary to the conference.
by crspybits June 27, 2023
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