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Toasty Torpedo

When you're getting a girl up the butt and she farts.
"Dude, I need wash my dick. I was giving it to Wendy last night and she gave me a toasty torpedo"
by toastyTORP April 8, 2009
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topher

Name: Topher comes from the root word Christopher. Were if you don't like chris then you cut of chris and make it Topher.
Topher is not bad but good because The person that uses topher as a nickname is every different and nice.
Topher your so sweet for geting that for me.
But if you use Christopher is sounds so plain.
by Topher August 18, 2004
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topher

the most wonderful, intelligent, amazing, sweet, caring, loving, beautiful boyface in the entire world.
nikki loves her topher very much.
by nikkiDANGER April 25, 2005
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mexican torpedo

When you take a bottle of tobasco sauce and your rub it all over your hands then you spread your hoe's legs apart and put your fists together then simply shove it in her vagina in rapid succession
As the drunk sheep started to spread her furry legs Kinder came jumping out of the dark and mexican torpedo'd the sheep's vagina.
by Chris Kinder June 11, 2006
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Testicle Torpedos

Ejaculation of semen, usually on the face, vagina, or anus of your sex partner.
Captain kirk launched two testicle torpedos full power into ohura's ass, on the bridge of the U.S.S Enterprise.
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Toasty Torpedo

The act of treading water back to back with your partner then taking a stiff poop into the anus of your partner whilst under water, this process is then repeated vice versa in rapid recession until the stiff poop has dissolved into a diarrhea like format. The damp flakes are then packed into a tobacco pipe then smoke
"Timmy and I rocked a toasty torpedo at the graduation party last night, everyone got pretty messed up when we packed it in the hookah"
by dustynook February 1, 2010
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gay torch

a label of shame carried by someone who comitted an act of faggery or even the slightest gayness. Only one can hold the gaytorch at a time.
Guy "A" (referring to basketballs): Dude, I really like your balls.

Guy "B": You fruit loop, you get the gay torch.
by Boom77 October 30, 2006
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