Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

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a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010

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Top up

When you offer a muffin/dessert to your chubby partner. i.e. partner who has a muffin top.

“Would you like a top up?”
“Would you like a top up for your muffin top?”

by Chechi August 3, 2020

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crop top

the shit i get judged in

friend 1: bro did u see her wear a crop top
friend 2: bro her belly button finna make me act up

by sierraig July 19, 2021

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Bop the top

The act of smoking high quality marijuana through a gravity bong.

"Are you ready to bop the top?"

"Bop the to top of the zoop zop top."

by Watchingfullhousemakesyouafag December 15, 2012

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Top Pot

A chain of doughnut shops in the Seattle area, founded in 2002. They serve better coffee than Starbucks and THE best doughnuts in America.

Person 1: Let's stop by Starbucks and spend ten dollars on overpriced coffee and marked-up snacks!
Person 2: Orrrr we could just hit up Top Pot.
Person 1: Oh yeah, we should do that. What was I thinking?

by SoundOfff February 11, 2014

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