Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).

“Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”

by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021

Toot rig

a squated shitbox, mostly tahoes, silverados, and f-150s

aye bruh, lemme drive the toot rig

by mr tooted up December 2, 2020

Toot

Expression of sound

We’re going to the store.
Toot!

by TootAnthony Steem January 30, 2020

Toots

Wow/great/amazing

A: I finally finished my project
B: toots!
A: omg this movie is tooting

by Tootinnn13 April 21, 2018

Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022

toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.

“You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”

by Jaybonny April 26, 2024

Toot

A SECY EPIC SEXY SEXY SEXY EPIC SEXY WOMAN

toot

by IcyDaily March 31, 2021