Toilet joint

A "toilet joint" is a joint like poker made of toilet paper to poke off dingle berries. It can be made with two to four sheets of toilet paper (depending on thickness) and is rolled along the thigh to roll it up.
Guy 1: Yo, when I took a dump, I rolled a toilet joint and got rid of a massive dingle berry just hanging there
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess
by Souls_fan April 04, 2023
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Toilet Owl

Toilet Owl is the type of person who somehow manages to besmear the walls of the public toilet cabinet with his/her own shit, as if he/she was an owl, defecating while positioned on top of the cabinet wall.
The following conversation takes place in the high school principle's office:
Pissed off freshman: Mr. Principle, the toilet walls are covered with human shit!
Principle(whispers to himself): Goddamn those toilet owls! Honey, where's my Owlkiller5000?
by kskxbcuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 15, 2017
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toilet banana

Probably, the term used for poop by drunk scientists.
Einstein: “Hey Newton, Don’t forget to flush your toilet banana!
by xTexasJockx1 May 20, 2019
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toilet dander

A build up of shit and toilet paper bits on the back of the seat,
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.
Man, at work there's always toilet dander on the back of the seat, because my boss buys the cheapest fucking toilet paper.
by 70mach1 September 30, 2011
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Halva's toilet

idk tbh
halva has a nice toilet
better than schrodingers cat
I'm gonna crap in Halva's toilet.
by bumm bummm May 02, 2020
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Toilet Monster

Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)
Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.

Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.
by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018
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toilet splashback

this little "shit" that's coming back to where it come frome.When you're wondering why your anus is wet
The toilet splashback i had yesterday was pretty masive
by Bastibalu April 07, 2016
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