jesus in a toaster

A problem that results directly from masturbation.

"Oh no im jesus in a toaster now!"

"Ahhh Harry you carry on like that your gunna' end up a jesus in a toaster"

Can be abreviated: "Priyanka's in a toaster now"

by Jill Cancer December 3, 2006

irish toaster strudel

when a boyfriend has his girlfriend have her period in a cup then using a needle sucks the blood out and injects in into a warmly baked toaster strudel and then jizzing on it to make it look like toaster strudel icing then giving in to a friend or enemy or any body who has fucked him over

dude i gave him a irish toaster strudel for breakfast. silly bastard didnt know what it was until he finished

by dreadrasta November 25, 2010

toaster

I girl that sleeps with 3 brothers in the same fraternity. (Two bread slots and the cord)

That slut is a toaster!

by brizzyb November 10, 2010

toastered

When a performer on stage is propelled up onto the stage from underneath by a hydraulic platform. See at 37 seconds in the following movie trailer:
wwwdotmichaeljacksondotcom/us/michael-jackson039s-it-movie-trailer-video

With skill and balance, performers learned how to get toastered onto the stage.

by epi.tom.e August 20, 2011

go commit toaster bath

a dead meme that 4 year olds use and its pretty homosexual.

go commit toaster bath bitch

by killern838 October 29, 2018

toaster

a shiny object which keeps me mezmorized for hours on end...oo yes its toasts toast to...

1) (present form) wow that toaster is shiny
2) (present posessive) wow my toaster is shinier
3) (present vulgar) give me my shiny toaster 'fore i cap yo ass

by pat May 15, 2003

toaster bunny pool noodle

a delicacy at chars house involving standing on one foot and pretending to be Hawaiian

If my bean doesn’t become a buddy, i'll eat a toaster bunny pool noodle

by nev April 15, 2005