Chris:(/adjective/verb)
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass
Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass
Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.
by Naz L.P. July 1, 2018
Get the Chrismug. 
Legit the sexiest man on the planet. He slays all the pussy and gets all that bread. A total meme lord with the dankest memes. He's got a dick that's at least 20 feet.
by McDuggle December 18, 2018
Get the Chrismug. The 69th reincarnation of christ. Chris is the type of person to say a joke that will cause your lungs to collapse. He is the bane of all simps and is a chick magnet. He is also the lord of time and space.
Boy1: I found my whole family dead this morning!
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.
by Trainsandbutter October 6, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a small midget that loves video games. He doesnt like excersise but if he finds the write sport he will stick to it. He has the chubbiest face and tiny puppy hands. Chris zometimes puts his family first but doesnt like sharing chips or food.
by 123chrisgamer December 2, 2018
Get the Chrismug. by Jeremiah Wilson June 7, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Scientist have proven that he doesn't shave and he can't fix his own car and he thinks he can get any girl
by Christhegoat221 July 16, 2017
Get the Chrismug.