Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.

To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

by HGF88 November 20, 2013

thomas and friends

A kick ass TV show about some amazing trains and their adventures is a world of trains

Person 1: Have you seen the new Thomas And Friends?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fucking amazing!

by Thunderhelm December 11, 2017

Carl Thomas

R&B singer best known for his album Emotional in 2000.

I just got that new Carl Thomas CD Emotional. It touched me deeply.

by darkking777 December 14, 2010

Thomas Lane

The Rookie Cop who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. His boss, Derek Chauvin, murdered George Floyd right in front of him, but Mr. Lane, only on his 3rd day on the job, was unsure of what to do. He followed Mr Floyd into the ambulance and attempted CPR, to no avail.

Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.

He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Thomas Lane is the only innocent cop involved in George Floyd's death, the other three assholes are guilty.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020

Joleen Thomas

just the biggest whore

bruh you see that bitch , she's such a Joleen Thomas

by Duh vin March 5, 2019

full thomas

when someone goes as hard as possible with whatever action applicable (see episode 1, season 1 of queer eye)

synonyms: no-holds bared; pulling out all the stops; full send; being extra

Beth: "I'm about to go full thomas and send this risky text, do you think he likes me back?"

Ashley: "She was only supposed to have one drink, but she's gone full thomas."

by astupidlittlehoe April 15, 2020

Thomas Dipshit

A generic, idiomatic name (like “John Doe” or “Parson Brown”) for a very gullible man, especially on the internet.

“I mean, it said I wouldn’t believe it!” said Thomas Dipshit when asked why he shared an article just titled “YOU WON’T BELIEVE” with all his friends on Facebook.

Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.

by Hogtrude Parker June 20, 2021