Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

by Thomas Oslanski March 28, 2024

tater-ring

an affect to the tater-hole's perimeter often induced during extremely aggressive anal intercourse.

Hey Ted, you should see your mom's tater hole! She has an accute case of Tater-ring after I anhilated her tater-hole without the use of boy butter!

by Sloppy joe June 19, 2006

Tater totting

Term referring to a couple who is neither dating nor single, but "talking". They are not ready to commit but don't talk to other people

Bill and Jane are tater totting because Bill just got out of a relationship with Sally.

by Pie hole May 30, 2016

Tater

A complete dumbass who has no sense of anything.

Mitchell is a tater

by Its_mitch_m8 March 31, 2020

stinky tater tots

when a man has an allergic reaction to his own semen causing his testicles to turn yellow from infection. if untreated, this can lead to the scrotal deterioration which causes the testicles to become exposed and openly releasing the infection. the infection has an odor that smells similar to a rotting potato. due to the color and smell, it was awarded the name "Stinky Tater Tots."

"I heard from Dr. Smith's secretary that Jim Bob got "Stinky Tater Tots" because of his drug habit." "That sucks! I would rather have herpes than that!"

by Green Bottle Blu April 14, 2014

mashing my taters

Gay shit a coworker does

He loves mashing my taters- Big J

by Pimply November 19, 2023

Tater

Tater is someone who goes around buying hard-to-find bottles of burden and showing off their collection on Instagram but never opens the bottles.

Cheng is a Tater! He went to the Liquor Store and purchased some Pappy, just to take a picture of it for his followers.

by Truthteller85 February 18, 2024