sperm shart

When you go to fart but you cum instead.

Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..

Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?

by agingergirl May 20, 2014

scram shart

Making a hasty exit upon realizing that the flatulence you just greased out was in fact moist feces. This may send any fart tasters in the vicinity into a frenzied state.

Ian clenched his buttocks in the hopes of containing a sloppy shart, and awkwardly left the room, but his scram shart did not go unnoticed.

by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014

Dingle-Shart

When a dingleberry falls off one’s ass and becomes a shart.

Oof bro I think that dingleberry just became a dingle-shart.

by That damn fool December 18, 2019

whale shart

High volume high density deposit of fecal matter in your underwear when attempting to fart. More than a shart less than a turd

Thought I only had to fart but my fart-shit separater failed to indicate the material that was about to be dispensed. Resulting in a large shart.... A whale shart.

by kriegmann January 3, 2015

jizz shart

A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.

Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."

"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."

"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."

by dirtydan87 October 20, 2014

Shart Puff

the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!

Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."

by Emboxxx1987 February 22, 2014

Cotton Shart

Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.

Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010