The act performing oral sex on a woman while she is driving. The female equivalent of road head. A derivative of muff diving- the act of jumping face first into a soaking wet vagina, also known as a muff. While the term muff may be outdated, and used to describe a hairy pussy, most hungry/ horny people know, no muff is too tough.
This chick likes teasing guys at the bar and then take them muff driving. They think they're impressive by going down on her at the wheel. Therefore getting some action, with a free ride home. Any opportunity for a dirt road, or construction, is ceased to intensify the vibrations for her pleasure. A bench seat is recommended.
by Shamadizzle September 4, 2018
Get the Muff Drivingmug. Friend one: I love that, that Steffi girl is just full of roughy muff goodness
Friend two: You're sick! Shaven haven all the way
Friend one:....nowt wrong with a rough muff
Friend two: You're sick! Shaven haven all the way
Friend one:....nowt wrong with a rough muff
by Mullet_kingy May 26, 2008
Get the Rough Muffmug. an alcoholic drink that both males and females (straight or homosexual) buy for their friends on special occasions, such as birthdays, or just for fun.
The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.
The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.
by CKE December 25, 2007
Get the muff divemug. After I toungue fucked Heidi's red eye, I noticed I received a full teeth flossing due to her dense anal muff.
by steeda December 26, 2005
Get the anal muffmug. by LilJOnwhattt July 14, 2005
Get the Muff Ratmug. Justin: Man Guess What I Did Last Night?
Mike: What?
Justin: Got A Muff Hawk.
Mike: That Is Pretty Awesome.
Mike: What?
Justin: Got A Muff Hawk.
Mike: That Is Pretty Awesome.
by Dr.RobLoveStone March 24, 2009
Get the Muff Hawkmug. The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
Get the Metal Muffmug.