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Donkey Sled

Advanced version of donkey punch. You fuck at the top of or on stairs. Donkey punch her while inside her and ride her down the stairs like a sled.

Maneuver is traditionally performed on stairs but can be done anywhere there is a decline.

Can be preformed with any partner male or female as long as proper donkey punch technique is used and are able to ride the person down the decline.
My girl is so mad about the other night. We were fucking on the stairs and while I was fucking her I donkey punched her and rode her down like a Donkey Sled.
by Ckluc83 October 9, 2019
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Healthcare Donkey

A derogatory term used for nurses, EMT's, Paramedics, and doctors that tend to boast about how "essential" they are on social media. They tend to be "so overworked" but have time to choreograph complicated dance routines on platforms such as Tik Tok and Instagram.
"Good luck on your date with Sage. She's a typical healthcare donkey that likes to tell everyone how important she is for the COVID response, yet works part time amount of hours"
by Anon930 December 5, 2020
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Wobble donkey

"She got her tits out but she was a wobble donkey"
by axege July 17, 2014
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Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010
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goot donkey

who's down to goot donkey, turd nuggets?
by pseudiddlyudonym October 22, 2009
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Chonky Donkey

A word used to describe a very thick hind side. May also be used to describe thiccness like kronk from the emperors new groove
by VeeBoy69 March 27, 2022
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Steam Donkey

When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.
I ended up taking a fat, unexpected steam donkey when I got back to the hotel room last night.
by GhoreBones January 10, 2018
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