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john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.
Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel
by Stuffedhobo July 10, 2023
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Castle your drive

To systematically bet more than others do in 7 card Texas hold'em remembering to have more chips just in case you bluff and lose.
You castle your drive in poker by betting bigger, and playing louder, but without saying a word, than those who don't know how to bet bigger, for more fun, knowing your hand may be just better gambling on your part.
by TrueBlueHue1 September 16, 2023
mugGet the Castle your drivemug.

White Castle

Emeraldguys Bussin fave!!!
Eatin White Castle? What are you Emerald dawg?
by Syro Landah June 13, 2024
mugGet the White Castlemug.

Castling

(v.) When one builds a pillow fort prior to engaging in intercourse in said pillow fort.
Dude, she's totally into castling now, and maaaan do those sheets and pillows feel comfortable afterwards!
by marieclarie November 12, 2019
mugGet the Castlingmug.

Castle Square

Has all you ever need in life - Sports Direct, Poundland, Wetherspoons and "Glory hole golf". Use to have Primark and Bonmarche but they left because they were too upmarket for Castle Square.
I do me shoppin at Castle Square. Its got reyt good shops!
by TheWickedBitchIsDead February 14, 2022
mugGet the Castle Squaremug.

raid the castle

When you go into the woods to grandmas house and you are kidnapped by knights that raid your asshole.
Boy we need to raid the castle all over that bitch.
by castle raider April 8, 2016
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Bluebeard's Castle

Named after the folk story in which a wealthy and very secretive man brings his newly eloped wife into his castle -- she keeps opening doors to areas he begs her not to explore as she finds out all his dark and wondrous secrets, which keeps her curious about him until finally she is in too deep and can no longer escape him.

Bluebeard's Castle is when an otherwise pleasant and enticing guy just gives you weird vibes like he's not completely open about himself, and you ignore the obvious warning signs because you're just so curious about his past that you don't see how you're dragging yourself into his "soon-to-be" past, for better or (most likely) worse.

Think "Beauty and the Beast", but if the roles of the Prince and the Beast were reversed in the story arc.
(as they pull up to his place in a car)
Her: He doesn't want me asking where he got all his money. I don't get it, he never talks about his family or friends. He's being so cagey.
Friend: Well what does he tell you?
Her: He tells me I'm all he cares about, that he wishes I could just love him as he is and not ask questions. He wants me to stay the weekend at his place.
Her: (laughs) What is this, Bluebeard's Castle?
Her: Snap out of it, girl, he's playing you. I don't mean to hurt your feelings but he's nothing to you.
by hello kitty lunchbox June 9, 2024
mugGet the Bluebeard's Castlemug.

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