blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

by anonymous person… November 7, 2023

blade

another word for fag. a way to call people a fag without libtards getting triggered.

“Chase is such a blade. Sucks dick in his free time”

by satansmasher666 February 6, 2019

Blade Runner

1. A film released at the year 1982. The plot follows Rick Deckard, a "blade runner", returns to his job for him to "retire" a group of replicants. Directed by Ridley Scott. Starring Harrison Ford as Deckard. It is also well-known for being a cult classic and it's 7 versions. A sequel, named Blade Runner 2049, was released on 2017. Starring Ryan Gosling in the lead role and Harrison Ford returning as Deckard.

2. A special police force that are assigned to "retire" (kill) replicants. They are similar to bounty hunters.

"That Blade Runner movie was so cool! I was so impressed at the visuals even it was made before."

by Mr. Vertigo November 13, 2021

Justin blade

World of warcraft player that is a level 1 priest and is known to not be very good at the game

This character plays on dalaran and annoys trade chat as much as possible

Shit everyone it's Justin blade maby we should all log off he will probably just leave

by Babablaze May 19, 2021

Ludwig's Holy Blade

One of the many weapons in the 2015 game Bloodborne, Ludwig's Holy Blade is one of the best weapons in the game. At its base the sword is a standard broad sword with a charged attack that does thrust damage (one of the many damage types, thrust gives a heavy damage buff when fighting enemies that are under the "kin" type). When tricked (hitting the L1 button tricks a weapon giving it a second form to use) the Holy Blade becomes a great sword using its sheath as the new blade. As a great sword the attacks are slower and cost more stamina to do, but cause much more damage. The tricked charge attack also does thrust damage. The sword can use paper (usable item that can give a weapon the fire, lightning, or arcane damage type for a short time) in both forms. Attained by purchasing it from the shop after getting the Radiant Sword Hunter badge item from the Healing Church Workshop area in the Cathedral Ward area. You need to beat the boss of the area old Yharnam (Blood Starved Beast) to enter the Healing Church Workshop.

Bloodborne Player 1: I am having a hard time beating Rom the Vacuous Spider, what should I do?

Bloodborne Player 2: Use Ludwig's Holy Blade and lightning paper as Rom is kin type and will take massive damage from charged attacks.

by Bloodbornebiggestfan February 18, 2025

Blade

Our lovely, dapper, stinky friend UvU Honestly, Blade is such a cool, funny, smegg-c guy. Also, I'm currently having milk and cookies.

James: "Awe man, Blade wants pie."
Ashe: "Let's bake Blade a pie then!"
Blade" "The fitness gram pacer test-"

by ratty-b-ratty-tingz January 21, 2021

gores/blade

gores/blade is a 14 year old, wait 13, wait 12 ok hes a 12 year old kid whos somehow a retired extorter whos been extorting since he was 9. often seen around sin, soulstheqt, and random kids who also extort

gores/blade is a 14 year old, wait 13, wait 12 ok hes a 12 year old kid whos somehow a retired extorter whos been extorting since he was 9. often seen around sin, soulstheqt, and random kids who also extort

by Alexander the 6th November 18, 2023