The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.
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When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.
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cum blast
cum gun
Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"
by meme nation December 18, 2017
Get the 3 inch yogurt slingermug. When someone sets you up with a joke with a perfectly hilarious and obvious punchline, and you get so excited that you jizz all over your face and ruin everything.
"Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss."
by spelchek December 12, 2013
Get the yogurt shotmug. "Hey Jared, I'm hoping if I play my cards right tonight, she will let me in her yogurt cabinet"
"Her yogurt cabinet smelled like a sea haddock roast!"
"Her yogurt cabinet smelled like a sea haddock roast!"
by FrictionRoast January 15, 2019
Get the yogurt cabinetmug. when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity
kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night
me: because it’s too small?
keean: ye uh
me: because it’s too small?
keean: ye uh
by no1mlpfan March 6, 2021
Get the muller light greek yogurtmug. (a) Slang for seamen. (b) In Kaleden, British Columbia., regular yogurt stored in a refrigerator to be consumed with brunch the day after the wedding.
by youleekmadeek November 13, 2013
Get the wedding yogurtmug. a fat and chubby cat. if you see someone or someTHING named yogurt, eat it. it's probably yucky though. yogurt is a kitty and he is chubby and fat. if you see a cat that looks like it should be in a boy band, name it yogurt. YOGI MASTER YAS! babushka :)
Lily: Who is that lil fatty?
Giana: That is YOGURT! Don't lose him, or he'll die. He's dumb and fat. His weight will probably pull down while he's walking around.
Lily: He's a cutie! Can I have him?
Giana: ...NO HE'S MINE YOU JERK
Lily runs away crying.
Lily: I want yogurt!
Giana: That is YOGURT! Don't lose him, or he'll die. He's dumb and fat. His weight will probably pull down while he's walking around.
Lily: He's a cutie! Can I have him?
Giana: ...NO HE'S MINE YOU JERK
Lily runs away crying.
Lily: I want yogurt!
by addsthebads2789 February 8, 2021
Get the yogurtmug. by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021
Get the Yogurt Twerkmug.