Wanking while furiously angry usually highly aggressively and to the detriment of everyone else on the bus. Mostly over an ex girlfriend/boyfriend who has cheated on you or given you an STD, which when combined with your sweat, blood and tears adds a delightful burning sensation. Can lead to serious erosion of the penis, which in turn can cause Wankers callous, Knob Drop or Gripsy
Dude, i was thinking about marla last night and i had such an angry wank that i left my cock looking like a candle stick holder.
She left her dog here after we broke up so i angry wanked and came blood into its eye.
She left her dog here after we broke up so i angry wanked and came blood into its eye.
by Goatlinggun December 24, 2008
Get the Angry wankmug. by clarky-05 April 9, 2005
Get the wank stainmug. by Jaswern February 24, 2010
Get the Table Wankmug. masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught.
Increasing the thrill by trying to finish cranking one off before you are caught
Increasing the thrill by trying to finish cranking one off before you are caught
Geoff, fancying a danger wank, stood in his mum's bathroom,leaving the door open, grasped his throbbing member and shouted "Mum!"
by jamfsob August 12, 2003
Get the danger wankmug. To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.
by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005
Get the wank offmug. by Reine January 12, 2008
Get the wank miningmug. When you see someone hot, you put their memory in your wank tank so that when you have a wank later it is the face you see as you cum all over your bed
Chris was so turned on by the sight of James bending over the photocopier he decided to ut him is his wank tank for lunchtime when he went to the toilet
by rachael July 22, 2004
Get the wank tankmug.