A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.
Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".
What a , "Twitter Tooter ".
What a , "Twitter Tooter ".
by Susabar July 23, 2009
Get the Twitter Tootermug. When you have at least 150,000 followers and you stop following people at 320
150,000 - well Known
500,000- Famous
800,000-Celebrity
1,000,000-Super Celebrity
ALSO you have to follow under 320 people or else people know your a follow for follow
150,000 - well Known
500,000- Famous
800,000-Celebrity
1,000,000-Super Celebrity
ALSO you have to follow under 320 people or else people know your a follow for follow
When you go to the mall and people say hey i seen you on twitter omg your total "Twitter Fame"
You:i dont know about that but thx
fan: its true i read you're last tweet 5.3 secs ago
You: oh cool -thinks in head- "creepy"
You:i dont know about that but thx
fan: its true i read you're last tweet 5.3 secs ago
You: oh cool -thinks in head- "creepy"
by fameresearcher August 20, 2013
Get the Twitter Famemug. (adj) amusing or humorous updates delivered only after hours of thinking about it, typing and retyping, and finally posting.
by The bumblebee_otch May 17, 2011
Get the Twitter wittymug. Oh my gawd, a frackin Twitter socialist just told me praise to the landlord and keel whytie. What the f*** is going on?!
by Objective-Reason Daddy August 31, 2021
Get the Twitter socialistmug. Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.
Twitter Dumped examples:
1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.
2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.
2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
by TwitDumped March 4, 2010
Get the Twitter Dumpedmug. A Twitter In Law is a person you are following/followed by just because they are following/followed by your friend.
"I didn't know you're friends with Steve"
"I don't really know him that well, He's my Twitter In Law"
"I don't really know him that well, He's my Twitter In Law"
by 54M3E5T February 6, 2017
Get the Twitter In Lawmug. A girl who may come across as vapid, loves to party, and just exhibits hoe like attributes via Twitter. Usually followed by a lot of thirsty boys.
Lucas: Did you see that picture Ashley tweeted of herself to Hunter Moore at that party?
Nathan: Yeah man, she's a twitter ho.
Nathan: Yeah man, she's a twitter ho.
by InsomniacDreams June 17, 2013
Get the Twitter Homug.