Stalker

Stalker: (NOUN)
Someone who is not hot enough to be seen with you.
Duh.

Person 1: "Cinderhella is MY stalker!!"
Person 2: "You're not banging enough to be murdered!"

by DetentionYawnnn July 29, 2024

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Stalker Look

The stalker look is Someone that looks shifty like they will stalk you.

Most examples of the Stalker Look are usually female with brown hair and resonably attractive,

Jennette R is the most pro stalker and looks totally stalkerish.

by yoyoyoyo111 November 2, 2009

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Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.

"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"

by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010

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Facebook Stalker

Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.

Dayn is a facebook stalker and loves anna shackelford.

by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013

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Stalker Pietrow

(Pietrow, Pietrov, Petrov, etc.) Hero of anectodes told by "Blind" - main character of books about a daltonist stalker. He could be drunken russian brother of Chuck Norris.

Once upon a time, Stalker Pietrow came to the Monolith and did not sober up for the whole week.

by Pietrow August 1, 2021

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