Stalker's Christmas

Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.

"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"

by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010

Stalker Look

The stalker look is Someone that looks shifty like they will stalk you.

Most examples of the Stalker Look are usually female with brown hair and resonably attractive,

Jennette R is the most pro stalker and looks totally stalkerish.

by yoyoyoyo111 November 2, 2009

stalker-itude

To be obsessed with an object of envy beyond all bounds of comfort or narmalcy. Being a freak and/or a social reject.

jenny: I'm Justin Timberlake's biggest fan.
John: Well you definitely show stalker-itude....

by lexn December 8, 2010

Albino Stalker

term often used to describe an individual that is physically visualized as fat and just plain fugly. This individual spends most of their time staring at bookmarked pictures of women from their school. This person may also spend time masturbating to Wizards of Waverly place.

Im so horny right now I could pull an Albino Stalker. Where's my season DVD of Wizard's of Waverly Place?

by AEMan1234 June 28, 2010

Bum-Stalker

Somebody that has an (often perverted)extremely strong crush on them.

"I fucking bum-stalker, Mark!"
"You are totally bum-stalking Katie!"

by I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata March 9, 2009

stalker sense

staw-ker sens verb: being able to feel the person you have an obsession over enter a room, building or area without confirmation from the other senses.

Robert knew Stacy was in the football stadium using his stalker sense, despite not previously knowing she was going to be there.

by Blknight920 May 13, 2014

period stalker

when two women are in close confines and their period cycles sync together. especially when one woman is on birth control and has a set time for her period, the other woman becomes a period stalker.

Oh my god, Chelsea, don't be such a period stalker, it's creeping me out.

by deavon982 November 4, 2013