Shouldered

The act of using your shoulder to block an unwanted human interaction. Entire body may follow the shoulder.

“I’m a florist! Sorry you got shouldered at the wedding!”

by Emmeresident April 23, 2024

Over the shoulder pussy pop

A chick hits the split on the dick does a backflip headbutts your dick then sucks you off does another backflip and jumpes on your shoulder and you eat her until she cums

Broo she did the over the shoulder pussy pop last night!!!!!

by Jquellen January 24, 2017

Shoulder Candy

You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.

I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.

by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018

Ass Shoulders

This is the portion of love handles located on a person’s back and just above their ass.

When his shirt was tucked in tightly, it was form-fitting around his ample ass shoulders.
See also: ass neck

by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024

*Shoulder their cross

*Do what I say. It literally just means "Do what I say"

Der Führer JeepJorp "Well, that depends on how many people are willing to *Shoulder their cross (Do what I say) and busy themselves with trivial nonsense while I DER FÜHRER JEEPJORP HAVE ALL THE CONTROL! AND ALL THE MONEY! I'LL HAVE ALL THE CURATED CONVERSATIONS! AND PEOPLE WILL THINK HOW I TELL THEM TO THINK! AND IF THEY DON'T... I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THEM! I'M SAVING THEM! I'M SAVING THEM FROM THE POST-MODERNIST NEO-MARXISTS! I'M SAVING THEM ALL!!!"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

alternative shoulder tap

Tapping someone's left shoulder while standing on the right, or vice versa.

Bob just alternative shoulder tapped Susie.

by dickisthebf April 23, 2016

Dick On Shoulder (DOS)

Dick On Shoulder (DOS)

A National Rugby League (NRL) post-try celebration brought into public spotlight by lead DOS’er Jarome Luai of the Penrith Panthers.

The act of leaping vertically up onto your teammates, while celebrating a try, high enough that your dick rests on their shoulder.
This form of celebration has taken the NRL world by storm.

Other notable DOS’ers include Brian To’o & Reece Walsh and Jarome Luai
This celebration has also been adopted in the NRLW where FOS has seen a sharp increase in frequency

DOS failures include Aaron Woods in the 2016 State of Origin Game 3

Term coined by Marto on 104.5 Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan

After Brian To'o scored in the corner, did you see Jarome Luai run over and jump so high that there was definite Dick On Shoulder (DOS)

by RummmLord September 24, 2023