When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
by Mike Panama April 30, 2022
Get the Breast Pumpmug. by rhatch February 14, 2008
Get the Pump Hairmug. "hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."
by archamtrand May 19, 2010
Get the pump the hammug. Politics and Pumps is the politics of fashion, fashion and politics, style and non-profit, style and foundations, philanthropy, political leaders and fashion.
by Tiffani Rose January 23, 2008
Get the Politics and Pumpsmug. by D-Web December 28, 2006
Get the pump-an-ironmug. To give moderate pressure consistently and repetitively to ensure stability / retain lost control while driving.
75. What is the first thing you should do if your brakes fail? Q&A Study Method
A.) Scream wildly
B.) Pump the pedal, use emergency brake, down shift.
C.) Throw the car in reverse
D.) Jump out of the car.
The Correct anser is "B"
A.) Scream wildly
B.) Pump the pedal, use emergency brake, down shift.
C.) Throw the car in reverse
D.) Jump out of the car.
The Correct anser is "B"
by Caesar Tin-U June 20, 2008
Get the Pump the pedalmug. by Shreksualovers December 10, 2019
Get the Arm Pumpmug.