padded coat hangers

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.

Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.
Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers
by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023
Get the padded coat hangers mug.

Splash Padded

(Verb) - When a girl is laying on your back and you fart into her vagina.
Bro, I just splash padded the fuck outta my girl this weekend. The vibration turned her on!
by Milano325i August 18, 2019
Get the Splash Padded mug.
A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable
Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?
by Ihateliberals9/11 November 16, 2023
Get the Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable? mug.

Spunk Pad

Messy, grimey, trashed house generally shared by many. A unkept house. A residence with a catbox that is very used. A crib with a rotting kitchen and or destroyed bathroom.
After he graduated from high school , he moved in to a total spunk pad with six other losers
by TacomaMendo February 19, 2010
Get the Spunk Pad mug.

DJ Maxi Pad

A term of endearment , also known as Amber Heard AKA Amber Turds on beds
by Priscilla D March 16, 2024
Get the DJ Maxi Pad mug.

Shabang Pad

Noun

A conjoining of the words "Shabang" and "Bang pad" to reference a bang pad of superior capacity and diversity in it amenities.
Hey Kyle, where you heading tonight?

Nowhere special John just Max's Shabang Pad!
by 2theMAX the Stair Fax July 28, 2022
Get the Shabang Pad mug.

Brillo pad

Brillo pad is a dull wire scrub used to help remove substances from pot and pans or other kitchen equipment
shawty pussy so trash it felt like a brillo pad she fine asf though.
by tickledmeelmo March 05, 2023
Get the Brillo pad mug.