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Jose

Jose’s are amazing people , they usually are very mysterious , very good Dj’s and super romantic , although they might have gambling problems and issues with women, they are loyal friend to the end, Jose’s are AWESOME! Real ladies man, Jose’s are usually food driven, if you have food at the function just know you will see a Jose there. They also are trend setters, they love to see someone wearing it and say they started it. We love Jose’s! Everyone needs a Jose in their life.
You see that Jose over there, he puts the hoe in Jose. He’s the bees knees.
by Jose’s girl March 30, 2025
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Jose

Jose’s very special. Kind sweet funny talented smart generous handsome even. Sometimes you can get on his nerves but you cant blame him for trying to hide it (yet is still not very good at it). He is the type of person you want to hold on too. He has his days maybe once every two months which is good. Considering peoples temper these days. He is trust worthy and always there to catch you when you have fallen off a cliff you think is impossible to go back to. He is always there to sacrifice what he has for the sake of your well being. He can be caring when you have known him for long enough. He is always willing to talk about thing you wouldnt want to hear yourself come from another person. If there is a jose in your life hold on to him for as long as you can.
“Boy isnt he good looking who him?”
“Jose and yeah! Who would dissagree?”
I think he just turned me gay”
I think he turned every guy gay”
by Alicethebumblebee January 22, 2019
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What I call anyone who is addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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JOSE

Is a very ugly tall emo person that like to be fucked by men and all he does is cry and all he dose is look ugly asf and he ates alot like a fat cow like shi Jose you can just kys fuck your so anoyyoing like fuck no one likes you just kys.
by Faxshi November 21, 2021
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