fake-tato

The powdered mashed potatoes you get in a box.

I was running out of food so I decided to whip together my box of fake-tatoes for dinner.

by Dr. Craig September 10, 2007

Fake af

Acting brand new; acting in such a way that depicts a “fake” persona and/or out of character speech or actions

Friend 1: Alberto acting kinda different today, huh?
Friend 2: Don’t mind him, dude’s always been fake af.

by Bowsettehentai January 27, 2021

Fake Steeze

Fake style; when a skateboarder tries too hard to have grace in his/her tricks, forcing something that isn't there.

That skater is so full of fake steeze; he just mob flips everything.

by HitPop December 17, 2008

fake friend

A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.

Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends

by bhfg6t7h October 25, 2017

Fake depression

If your name is Kazuto you are faking sad feelings to get attention bc your gf slaps you

Kazuto - i want to die bc i have fake depression

by @Kazuto#5284 November 11, 2019

Fake Person

someone who leaves you when they are around someone more popular than yourself, they talk behind your back then act like they never did it. just to sum it up don't be friends with them

Person 1: so i heard you were talking sh*t
Person 2(Fake Person): No WhaT dO YOu meAn?

by Reeces puffqwuobdkb January 29, 2020

fake numbered

When you ask for some digits and instead get a number to some weird company or their grandma

Guy 1: Bro i just got my crush's digits!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!

by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015