Cunt

A person with a misplaced sense of entitlement who presents a pattern of pushy and sometimes abusive behaviors.

Examples of people who could be justifiably called a cunt:

Newt Gingrich
Ann Coulter
Simon Cowell
Courtney Love

Sometimes, the sense of entitlement alone is enough to call someone a cunt. It's so satisfying.

Q "Do you like U2?"

A "No. Bono's such a cunt. I can't listen to that self aggrandizing cunt and his yodeling Irish bullshit. He sounds like your mom when I was plowing her rusted asshole last night. ooohhAAAAAAhhhhh AAAAAAhhaaaahhahahahh!"

Q "Their older stuff is all right though."

A "I guess. I like that song Sunday Bloody Sunday."

by PeriodBlood February 22, 2011

cunt

The one which may be known as the holly bush, the cunt is the fruit which is dispersed as such, if eaten you may get a stomach ache.

That Holly cunt gave me belly ache.

by DirtyKel July 13, 2007

cunt

Cunt stands for: A woman who: Cant Understand Normal Thinking

"She is so Irrational she is a total cunt submits." By saying that your saying she cant think rationally.

by Kyle Tristan Anderson December 24, 2007

cunt

an acronym for c u next tuesday

dude: heyy i gotta go cunt!
chick: kay bye (:

by beastmodebetches April 25, 2010

cunt

The word CUNT is really an acronim. It refers to how a womans brain works. Can't Understand Normal Thinking

My wife is a cunt. She can't understand normal thinking.

by Creeps January 9, 2008

cunt

A classy British pronunciation for the contraction "Can't".

Darling, I cunt put my finga in your vagina right now.

by bobsmyuncle February 23, 2009

cunt

a noun, see square vagina or inner-tube pants. a dirty smelling cave at the root of all evil. Tasty, refreshing, addictive (seebullocks), high in cholesterol. penny-taste.

I'm gonna beat that cunt with a stick until he feels like a wind-fucker.

that cunt totally tasted like a bushel o' rusty ol' pennies.

what a god damned cunt!

square cunt?

by Ia-shizzle and Rat Rob. December 2, 2007