Creep 101

To learn the basics of being a creep

You can't take a break from being a creep. That's creep 101.

by Sassandclass May 26, 2018

Car Creeps

When the car park is full and the driver begins following random people walking in the hope they are about to leave the car park with their cars so they can get a space.

Sarah: "Ugh J C Penneys was full of car creeps today."

by Clitty McClitus March 18, 2012

concept creep

When definition of "what's harmful" is taken too far, so the societies become extremely coddled and lacking honest conversation

safe space is born because concept creep

by Sir. B November 4, 2021

Creeping Suck

A deadly social disease of unknown origin. Common among politicians who were once considered popular, but have clearly started to rot from the inside.

I used to think my Senator had principles, but he caught the Creeping Suck and now his soul smells of offal and cat piss...

by I am me, who I am November 12, 2022

Wiki-Creep

The act of stalking of unfamiliar people or places on Wikipedia.

Hey man, you should really "Wiki-Creep" Paulina Gretzky. 'Nuff said.

by La Tortuga Grande January 10, 2014

Basket Creep

Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.

We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!

by kidlvr April 16, 2019

creep 101

The basics of being a creep.

There are no breaks from being a creep. That's creep 101.

by Sassandclass May 26, 2018