by FlyingMonkey079 May 5, 2024

short friend *dies*
short guy walking by : "Why did u stab him?"
Me: "Its November 5th"
short guy walking : "Oh ok" *dies*
short guy walking by : "Why did u stab him?"
Me: "Its November 5th"
short guy walking : "Oh ok" *dies*
by MINECRAFT GUY 69,420 November 4, 2019

by Niliac3 November 4, 2020

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025

On February 5th of every year, a girl may ask a boy for anything they desire that is achievable. They can't deny to the demand as well, if it were to be a personal question they cannot lie.
by poweraid February 3, 2021

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.
bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!
:(
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!
:(
by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022
