Crapality Show

Reality shows that are nothing but crappy examples of the human condition.

I was watching that Crapality Show, "Real Housewives" and I noticed they all are generally too bitchy to be that rich.

by Stephen McCormick April 22, 2009

Enjoying the show

Anything that is considered unexpected.

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT!!!! YOU KILLED MY WIFE, YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Thank you for enjoying the show! ;)

by Karma will get you! February 13, 2022

Show-er

A man whose penis is large in its flaccid state, but only grows marginally when he is fully erect. An example of this would be a man who is 6in flaccid, and 9in erect. The opposite of this would be a grower.

Guy #1: Hey man, did you see that guy's dick? It's like 7 inches... SOFT!!

Guy #2: Yeah, that's crazy. He's probably a show-er, though. I bet you he's no bigger than 8.5 inches erect.

by Romeo8x June 19, 2020

Merlin The Show

Shatters your heart into a million pieces when it ends.

Merlin was the reason i sobbed today.
“merlin the show” means sadness

by thedoctorwizard April 8, 2021

showing hair

Showing hair, to show hair: verb meaning to exhibit courage and/or expertise under pressure. Originally this was surfer and biker lingo from the mid-20th century, and relates to the era when it took a certain amount of daring for a man to wear his hair long.

'Nick's all talk. You'll never see him showing hair.'

by anarcissie August 9, 2013

Watch the show

An expression used to tell someone to pay attention, usually said out of annoyance or irritation.

"Wait, did the teacher say we were working in groups?"

"She said that 20 minutes ago, dude! Watch the show!"

by MrExister February 13, 2023

Shit show

2020.

When well this shit show end?!

by morixo August 23, 2020