iphone bullshit

This is when an iPhone turns off unexpectedly and unreasonably

Guy 1- “My iphone was at 70% and it died.”
Guy 2- “iphone bullshit.”

by Urban_thesaurus December 22, 2017

hopeful bullshit

An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.

The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.

by LostFido February 11, 2018

Bullshit Bump

A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.

Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.

by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020

PulPit BullShit

(1) Religious mumbo-jumbo that's only motivation is to make money and have weekly comforts

(2) Televangelist Talk

Jimmy Swaggart appears weekly on TV to talk that PulPit BullShit

by EmJayee December 16, 2018

BULLSHIT DETECTOR

Its name says it all. It detects bullshit and crap that piles from other people's mouths like verbal shite. They don't know your detecting their full of shite approach. But hey oh. Your bullshit detector goes off the radar when you speak to certain people and you have that quizzical look on your face a raised eye brow and your hand on your chin and they still talk shite at you.

Bullshit detectors are a must have. Get one today.

"Hey Dave my bullshit detectors tells me your talkin a load of shit."

That guy says a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.

by Moscow Man June 8, 2020

Bullshit Artist

"someone who's thought is complete bullshit and will/try bullshit others."

"you can't bullshit a bullshit artist."

by Additional Air July 31, 2022

Bullshit Elliot

Something that is just pure bullshit, lies, fibs, backbiting, deceit, deception, detraction, dishonesty, disinformation, distortion, fabrication, falsehood, falseness, fiction, fraudulence, hyperbole, inaccuracy, misrepresentation, myth, revilement, slander, white lie.

Guy 1: I totally slept with Carla last night, she was soooo good.

Guy 2: Bullshit Elliot!

by Last Airbender April 22, 2010