Purse Itch

When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.

"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"

by gedderneet August 31, 2013

farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public

Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt

by Dasboot93 October 19, 2017

PURSE SNATCHER

Removal of the PROSTATE GLANDS in a MALE.

Well, the PURSE SNATCHER made sure you get another ASSHOLE as the last stage of CASTRATION is bringing back YOUR ASSHOLE.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021

Purse Apple

A small apple which fits easily into the palm of one's hand and into a purse or bag for later consumption.

"Man, I really didn't want to have to eat another dry granola bar while waiting in line for the Morrissey concert. Then I remembered I had a purse apple in the bottom of my bag!"

by BardicLark October 26, 2016

purse gum

Like a chicklet you find at the bottom of your purse that you just have to eat.

I broke my tooth on a piece of purse gum.

by E = (MC)(MC) August 22, 2021

Hello Kitty Coin Purse

A Hello Kitty Coin Purse is an extremely prolapsed vagina.

The dildo that I ordered was way too big. It ended up giving me a pretty sick hello kitty coin purse.

by YahooYoyoscam January 8, 2021

purse dusting

The act of brother-husbands in a cult getting it on for purely mechanical stress relief. Repeat every 2-3 days

Jacob was purse dusting last night with Joe

by b0rken1 November 30, 2022