Moderna Texting

When you're off your face on the Moderna Vaccine and you start texting somebody weird stuff.

Watch Newsboyz and you'll understand what Moderna Texting is. And you'll also understand what Shiny Happy People is really about.

by trainvisit April 9, 2021

Tim Teton Tower

Tim Teton Tower is a group revolving around the nipples of the one and only! Tim. The people in this group chat all have difficulties when it comes to acting like a normal person.

Let’s talk on Tim Teton Tower!

by HamzaTTT November 3, 2023

navy seal texting

When texting on a phone with a loud button press tone or sound.

*beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beep*

"I call this 'navy seal texting,' they never hear it coming."

*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep."

by Crocodingle May 16, 2016

left hand texting

When in the middle of a texting conversation one person’s correspondence gets slow due to masterbating with the dominant, or right, hand and thus only being left to text responses with the non-dominate, or left, hand.

Tony: “Why so slow the the responses?”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”

by NaughtyTwin October 22, 2017

Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.

Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.

by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020

texting shit

The act of talking shit about someone in a text.

Sheila: "That bitch is gonna get her ass beat!"
Shaniqua: "Why?"
Sheila: "She was texting shit about me behind my back!"

by ohxshitxitsxlindsey July 1, 2009

rhythmic texting

texting two or more people rhythmically. as soon as you send one text, you get another. this requires much skill.

"I was doing some mad rhythmic texting last night with like, five people."

by Nos_addict January 24, 2009