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Tears of Passion

While engaging in coital relations the man fakes an orgasm with his unsuspecting lady. After some time passes his babe falls into a deep slumber. It is at this point when he administers masturbation techniques upon himself, while perched only slightly elevated above her face. This results in a culmination of a glorious DNA coating of the woman's face, particularly in and around and below her eyes. When she awakens, their are jizz remnants surrounding her magnificent peepers.
-'Hey, what did you get into last night?'

-'My girl came over and we had some fun. After boning for a bit i thought it'd be interesting to allow her to wear my Tears of Passion. It was a most triumphant experience for all involved.'
by habitual sassbox November 29, 2011
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the teary eyed knob wash

its when you take a real classy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.
i took that classy skank to see the notebook, and she gave me the teary eyed knob wash
by shallowthoughtsby AB March 3, 2009
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FISHER TEAR

IS A MEDICAL TERM FOR AN ANAL TEAR COMMONLY CAUSED BY CABANA BOYS IN FLORIDA WHILE YOU ARE ON VACATION..
A FAMOUS EXAMPLE IS A SHOP FOREMAN FROM AMARILLO, TEXAS WHO RECENTLY SPENT SOME TIME IN FLORIDA. UPON RETURNING HOME HE DEVELOPED AN UNUSUAL FEAR OF DEFICATING!!!! AFTER A QUICK TRIP TO THE CLINIC HE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A FISHER TEAR..
by PARTS DEPT March 12, 2012
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Bleed Manly Tears

When a Straight man Crys.

Mostly used while talking to a girl
Dude, my paintball gun is at my friends house, and hes not home, im gonna go cry

Girl-You cry?

NO, i just bleed Manly Tears
by DonCapo August 20, 2008
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Trail of Tears

A happy trail leading to a disappointingly small penis.
“I thought I was in for a good time, but all Chad had to offer was another Trail of Tears.”
by 3BigBootyBitches April 21, 2018
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tear that ass out the frame

To have intense sex with someone. Back breaking,window shaking beat the pussy up sex.
I'm so horney that when I get home I'm going to tear that ass out the frame.
by Lagitdiva June 7, 2017
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Tearball

Tearball is a word used to get someone more angry than they were before. When saying it, the person uses a high pitched voice.
You: I kissed your girlfriend yesterday.
Friend: You cunt I hate you!
You: Tearball (high pitch voice).
Friend: FUCK YOU!
by Tearball September 29, 2012
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