Tom: "Did you see that picture of Mark's big hoss tater?"
Julia: "Mark sent you a picture of his cock?"
Tom: "No! I mean the 27" rainbow trout he caught."
Julia: "Mark sent you a picture of his cock?"
Tom: "No! I mean the 27" rainbow trout he caught."
by Thick Daddy 42 October 27, 2022

by Tater1 October 30, 2011

Someone who is a dick in the figurative sense, or looks like one, and who also looks like a potato, in the literal sense, who is also attempting to gain the highest political office in their land. See Australian opposition leader 2025 election.
Do you think Peter Dutton will be a dictator if he gets into office? Have you seen a photo of him now he shaves his head? He a full blown Dick Tater, mate.
by Appos mates. April 17, 2025

A nater tater is ceo and founding father of the BMF (BAD MOTHER FUCKERS) association. Nater tater is a one of a kind kind of guy, little bitty dude with a big ol dick. Usually found in a geeradge, under a f150, or on marketplace. A top notch modification and fabricating genius, and a even better flat bed customizer, a nater tater can make anyone laugh including their self and would be an Olympic medalist if there was one for misplacing their phone, wallet, keys, lighters and whatever was in their hand 3 mins ago. Nater tater is a ford driving, ciggerette smoking, inventive bad mother fucker
by LilFlirtMonster February 20, 2024

Bake a potato, cut a hole in it, fuck it, jizz in it, then cut it open like a baked potato. Serve it to someone and say the jizz is freshly melted butter.
by BiggieCheez May 15, 2022

it's like a tater tot but with an h after the t. used to describe female midgets whom'st happen to be thots.
by taterthotdestroyer69 January 19, 2019
