Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.

" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"

by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016

Weiner Ass Tart

When you invite a bunch of friends over for a sleep over. When one of the males falls asleep. You insert your penis into his ass, take pictures, then shove your cock in his mouth... and take pictures.

Wow, dude I think some one slipped me roofies. I found some pictures of me getting a Weiner Ass Tart at the party last night. There was a crowd gathered and all.

by Dick nipple, dudley manlove February 21, 2009

mexican pop tart

a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate

mexican pop tarts will mess u up

by PlayDohMan March 03, 2005

Tart Fuel

A homemade aphrodisiac.

I guarantee you that the best tart fuel has to have chocolate and a few droplets of a 21 year old woman's sweat.

by Clyde October 18, 2004

Electric Pop-Tart

When a girl zaps a guy in the nuts with a Taser, and then punches them right afterward.

She was so mad that she wanted to give her ex-boyfriend an electric pop-tart.

by Pandorazblog June 17, 2008

strawberry cunt tart

1) A young woman's sweet and rather pink vagina.

2) A strawberry flavored tart shaped like a vagina.

See also strawberry

1)He stuck his tongue inside of her a proceeded to eat her strawberry cunt tart

2)I will bake your strawberry cunt tarts just as soon as find a recipe for tarts.

by A. S. N. "LOLerz" April 24, 2008

Tart`s tick

New bird for an inexperienced twitcher;one which would be disdained by most serious birders.

What d`you mean you`ve never seen a wood sandpiper before?It`s a tart`s tick.

by Alan Dolan March 14, 2007