Brotal Tan

An upstate New York tanning salon where you can get your "base" tan on or prepare for that upcoming Spring Break trip. Male patrons usually frequent Brotal Tan solo, and can be spotted wearing basketball shorts and a cut-off t shirt (arms cut). Monthly passes are usually purchased until a deep mahogany skin tone is obtained.
Dude, I fucking hate winter. I'm so white. Let's get to Brotal Tan!
by Brocheapski April 15, 2014
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ginger tan

I was outside all day today and got a ginger tan.

You better put sun tan lotion on, so you don't get a ginger tan.
by mmmmmmcheeseburger June 01, 2010
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Tan-man

A sexual act in which a female shits on the floor. Three men then cum on the shit. The shit-cum is then placed in a blender and blended with ice and the female's pee. After this the female butt-chugs the shit-pee-cum smoothie. Then the men all cum in her butt. Lastly, the woman shits all this out on the three men's chests.
"Dude, that was a total Tan-man fest last night!"
by Tan-man August 04, 2007
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tan asian

A blatently pale asian female who visits the local tanning salon 3 times a week; Or a Philippino.
"Have you met my friend lucy?"
"The girl from mexico?"
"No, she's from Hong Kong."
"Really? she's one hell of a tan asian"
by Wolfman1981 December 13, 2007
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Tanning beds

something pale white girls try to use to get darker because they think they look sexy when in reality they're ugly and it just makes them orange and cancer... sucks.
Whoa did you see her? She's orange and looks like a cheesecurl because she went to tanning beds. SO UGLY!
by manginalover!!! March 04, 2011
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tan tran

"Tân Tràn" is Vietnamese slang for an asian gangster or general cool guy; although if it were spelt with different marks and therefore pronounced differently, I guess it could also be the name of some cool asian guy.
Danh: Man, look at those asshole tan tran over there flirting with my ex!
Frankie: Yeah I know, what a douchebag.
Tan Tran, overhearing: Pshhaw, don't be jealous mang.

Hot Girl: OMG, that tan tran is so hot! I wanna bake muffins on him!
Her Clique: *affectionate sigh*
by Walllattoottootot February 07, 2008
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Super Tan

This is when an extremely tan guy wearing board shorts sticks his man shaft into his female partner's pooper and then denies that he has done so.
Guy 1: Hey man i super tanned a girl last night!
Guy 2: So you stuck it in her pooper right?
Guy 1: Naw man, that ain't me!
by Capitainjacob December 02, 2011
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