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Jesus Table-Making Christ

An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.
"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"
by Drew M. November 28, 2006
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Reject Table

The table at school/work that include all the people rejected from other groups. Often mocked and the only table which has no competition to obtain.
Darren: Shall we sit over there

Karen: No, that's reject table

Darren: Shouldn't you be over there then?
*Parr point to Darren*
by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014
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dat table

dat table is a place where a schediophillic fujoshi, weaboo-lesbian, pasta-lover weaboo, asexual neutrality , and a schediophillic hacker meet every reccess.
"Are you coming to Dat table today?"

"I heard switzerland laughing from a mile away in Dat Table"
by tat.-.cat May 15, 2017
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Pooch Table

A Pooch table is any four legged table that is extremely sturdy, yet has at least one leg shorter than the others, resulting in a rickety, wobbly table that can hold some weight and not fall down.
Man, all this restaurant has is pooch tables- maybe we should just sit at the bar.
by Crussty3D December 20, 2021
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Eating Table

A position in which one partner is pushed against a table during the act of intercourse, so that they may taste and bite the surface they are pressed against.
Gary’s a total bottom, I heard he was eating table last night.
by ILOVEWORDSANDPHRASES February 20, 2023
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bring it to the table

bring- come prepared to share, physically be there, show up
it- something you want to discuss or share
table- a metaphor for a gathering of people
bring it to the table: a designated meeting for discussing current topics or projects in a company or group of people
by san diego mama January 8, 2012
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spider under the table

This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.
From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":

"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."
by Telephony August 29, 2014
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