When you insert your penis into a Turkish woman’s vagina and can’t retrieve it without suction resistance.
by Gurthyshlong November 15, 2022
n. The instance that occurs when someone is taking a shower, then suddenly (and sometimes still soapy) goes to the toilet to defecate, and then jumps back into the shower instead of using toilet paper. See also: Turkish Bidet
John was twenty minutes late to work this morning because his morning shower turned into a Turkish Deja Vu.
by 12312412 June 25, 2010
by NepgearAfficionado April 15, 2022
by Fapalicious September 18, 2016
A Turkish Smoke Signal is when a vape pen is inserted into the anal cavity of a person with only the mouthpiece exposed. A second person then proceeds to use the vape, giving the impression they are sucking smoke from the anus of person one.
Person 1: How was your date the other night?
Person 2: It was a bit strange, he insisted that we did the Turkish smoke signal.
Person 2: It was a bit strange, he insisted that we did the Turkish smoke signal.
by wankygroen September 03, 2020
Jerry can wrap his taint hair around his waist like a belt, he inherited his old man's Turkish comb-over
by boccemaster April 28, 2019
Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt
Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider
by Hairy ynnaf March 13, 2018