Turkish Cock Fight

When two men settle an argument by fighting using only their penis

Dave: The earth is round!
Joe: The earth is flat!
Dave: I challenge you to a Turkish Cock Fight!

by Harry Wrinkles March 10, 2017

Turkish Deja Vu

n. The instance that occurs when someone is taking a shower, then suddenly (and sometimes still soapy) goes to the toilet to defecate, and then jumps back into the shower instead of using toilet paper. See also: Turkish Bidet

John was twenty minutes late to work this morning because his morning shower turned into a Turkish Deja Vu.

by 12312412 August 2, 2012

Turkish comb-over

Taint hair of excessive length

Jerry can wrap his taint hair around his waist like a belt, he inherited his old man's Turkish comb-over

by boccemaster April 27, 2019

Turkish Star Wars

A movie so bad that it's good.

A friend: "Have you seen Turkish Star Wars?"

Me: "Yeah, it's the best worst movie ever made!"

by NepgearAfficionado April 15, 2022

turkish bike ride

Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt

Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider

by Hairy ynnaf May 10, 2018

The Turkish salt shaker

you let your partner sniff cocaine from the tip of your penis

dude, yesterday Zoe ask me to let her do the The Turkish salt shaker

by Dasbloed October 6, 2021

Turkish finger trap

When you insert your penis into a Turkish woman’s vagina and can’t retrieve it without suction resistance.

This girl last night had a Turkish finger trap and my dick came out looking like it got a hickie.

by Gurthyshlong November 14, 2022