toss the cactus

licking the ass of a very hairy person, or licking the ass of a black person because of the wiry hairs.

I was tossin that nigga's cactus and I sliced my damn tongue into ribbons.
I aint gunna toss the cactus on that bitch ass nigga again

by Joe Clabough September 09, 2008

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Diamond Tossing

Take a large diamond a throw it into a lake. No retrieving it. You buy your own diamonds. Farthest throw wins. Gay, i know.

Bob and sue had a diamond tossing match today. Wow those fuckers must be rich.

by SpencerTusko July 13, 2006

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To eat someones ass with either jelly or syrup.

While in the pen, Iwould always have a tossed salad after dinner.

by scottyj May 30, 2003

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"Tossing the Salad" generally refers to prison. Blatantly put, "eating out of someone's ass". Eat their shit. Now.

"I'm the pie fucker don't you recognize me!?" "In prison, he'll be the pie. (chuckle from other guards)."-jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

by ConclaveSodomy June 24, 2004

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Its not pronounced 'tuh - ah - es' you dingbat!

by Me May 10, 2003

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To ridicule or mock a person, to make a fool of him or her.

by styopa July 12, 2005

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a simpler version and wanting your dick sucked

I'll go to the movie with her..only if she's tossing neck.

by thebiggpipe March 17, 2020

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